"I am not making "threats", you say. Talk is sheep... err, cheap!
how can you tell what your postings do to me? I am still shivering with fear!
"I hoped that current students could tell me how they accessed their first lesson. Can't someone do that?"
But we do! All the time! And you simply ignore it! You're so cruel!
And you use the wrong forum, too - you give me the creeps!
*trembles with fear and runs away in terror*